How Can You Lose With A Name Like Hot Lixx Hulahan?

August 31st, 2008

Craig Bilmeier a.k.a. Hott Lixx Hulahan was crowned the winner of the 2008 Air Guitar World Championships in Oulu, Finland on August 22. He beat 19 other contenders from around the world. He was praised for his “impeccable timing and an overall solid performance that took the audience by storm.” He dethroned two-year reigning air guitar champ Ochi ‘Dainoji’ Yosuke from Japan.

“I credit winning to stupid and unsafe acts of ridicularity.” - Hot Lixx

2008 Air Guitar World Championships results and scores:

1. Craig “Hot Lixx Hulahan” Billmeier (US) 35.5
2. Andel “John Sniffler” Soree (NL) 34.8
3. Cole “Johnny Utah” Manson (CAN) 34.7
4 Francois-Xavier “Master Peace” Phan (FR) 34.4
4. Ichikawa the Rock (JP) 34.4
6. Ochi “Dainoji” Yosuke (JP) 34.2
7. Christian “Heart Buckboard” Sweep (DE) 33.5
8. Clay “Clay Bangers” Connolly (AU) 33.4
8. Daniel “Midnight Moses” Robertson (UK) 33.4
10. Simon “Turak” Edwards (UK) 32.8
11. Carlos Slazenger (GR) 16.6
11. Maxim “Angel of Death” Andro (FIN) 16.6
13. Daniel “Fahnderstruck” Faranna (IT)16.5
13. Terje “Lord Fist” Stephansen (NOR) 16.5
15. Aikyu “Super IQ” Kanagawa (JP) 16.4
16. Dirk “Lord Airness” Lüdi (CH) 16.3
17. Heine “Lord Wolmer” van der Walt (ZA) 16.1
17. Alexander “Devil Seducer” Gott (RU) 16.1
19. Oskari “Knucklefinger” Martimo (FIN) 15.4
20. Aivar Meos (EE) 15.1

No Height, Got Game

August 8th, 2008

In the NBA, short basketball players are rare. When it comes to recruiting, The taller player gets dibs. [Sidenote: I personally experienced this type of bias back in Junior High while trying out for the team. The coach opted for a 6-foot, no-game glob of clumsiness.]

WikiAnswers says the average height of NBA players is 6′7″. Steve Nash is not exactly tall per NBA standards, but he’s still 6′3″. What if a baller with game, of course, is listed under 6 feet?

A few have defied the odds. They have proven height does not make the player. It’s all skillz and heart, man!

A tribute to the NBA “Little Giants”

5′3″ - Muggsy Bogues
5′5″ - Earl Boykins
5′7″ - Spud Webb
5′9″ - Nate Robinson

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Free Music Lessons

July 25th, 2008

Have you ever wanted to study music? Perhaps you need to brush up on techniques. Check out these free lessons from Berklee College of Music.

Berklee Shares is:

* Individual self-contained music lessons developed by Berklee faculty and alumni.
* Free and open to the music community around the world.
* A library of MP3 audio, QuickTime movie, and PDF files.
* A glimpse into the educational opportunities provided by Berklee.

Lessons are offered for bass, brass, DJ and turntable, drum and percussion, guitar, keyboards, voice, and winds.

Pick Up The Pooh

July 3rd, 2008

php48655101e983c.jpgCaptain Doo apprehends a dog owner who did not pick-up after his pet does her business. The message is simple: “Pick up the pooh.”

Cosmo Dog Park in Gilbert, AZ, is a beautiful area to bring dogs. Humans can appreciate it more than their pets. It’s complete with amenities like “Mutt-Mitt” waste disposal stations, separate use area for active and timid dogs, pet drinking fountains and wash stations, and area lighting for night use. There’s even an amphitheatre. (Say what?! Is that for the dogs or humans?)

So why do pet owners leave them pooh?!? Them dogs do not know better. Where’s the responsibility? Don’t even try to blame them dogs. How hard is it to pick up them pooh when poop bags are already provided?

I feel bad for the neighboring (human) community situated right next to the park.

Park rules are posted at the entrance and designated locations within the park. It’s amazing the town has to still remind irresponsible people of the rules and public health. While Captain Doo may get their attention, maybe it’s better to “Pick up the pooh or lose Fido!” Woof!

Manny Pacquiao KOs David Diaz

June 29th, 2008

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Since I do not have cable and, thus, cannot order pay-per-view, I was not able to watch what turned out to be Manny Pacquiao’s most exciting fight (My opinion, of course, since it was a beat down). However, there are so many news reports out there that filled me in about this historic bout. I’ve listed some here:

Pacquiao cements his place as a legend

Pacquiao, who has been described by boxing writers as the “Mexicutioner” because of his demolition of Mexican legends Marco Antonio Barrera, Erik “El Terrible” Morales, and Juan Manuel Marquez and battered pretenders like undefeated Jorge Solis, Hector Velasquez, Emmanuel Lucero, and Gabriel Mira, lived up to his billing by an execution-style annihilation of the game but utterly outclassed Diaz.

Manny Pacquiao leaves no doubt

Matter of fact, this David would have needed much more than a slingshot — maybe a crowbar — on a night when Pacquiao hit him with everything and left his face looking like a selection at your supermarket meat counter.

Pacquiao knocks out Diaz to claim WBC crown

The sudden violence of the knockout shocked even Pacquiao, who immediately tried to pull Diaz to his feet.

“My first concern was for Diaz,” he said. “I was praying he was alright. I tried to pick him up.”

Pacquiao dominates Diaz to prove he’s the best

Early in the bout, Pacquiao proved once again what’s true in any sport: “Speed kills.” The “Pac Man” would step in and rip off three- and four-punch combinations at a time, before quickly stepping out to reset with a befuddled Diaz looking on.

The Pacman enters history books

“He was f****ng fast,” Diaz said. “I didn’t see [the left hand] coming.”

Pacquiao got the surprise of his life after the match when the NBA champions Boston Celtics visited him at the dugout. Pacquiao had predicted the Celtics to win in six games and the world champions repaid that faith by watching the match and cheering for him.

“I’m his No. 1 fan,” Kevin Garnett, standing beside Pacquiao, said.

With Garnett were Paul Pierce and Ray Allen, two members of the Big Three, and the likes of Rajon Rondo and Sam Cassell.

Summer Is Here!

June 20th, 2008

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Summer in North America officially starts today at 4:59PM. But all week, Arizonans have already experienced extreme heat ranging from 110°F - 113°F. People are being advised to stay indoors between 10:00AM - 8:00PM.

And I thought summer was the time to enjoy the outdoors…

But then again, the hot weather is a good excuse to head out to the nearest Cold Stone Creamery.

Musikong Bumbong (Bamboo Music)

June 17th, 2008

Step aside, brass bands! Here comes the grass band. All instruments made from bamboo.

Soaring Gas Prices Is A Pain In The…

June 10th, 2008

Gaydos rides mule to work in protest of $4 gas pricesA local radio talk show host rode on a mule for 3 hours from his home to his work under the scorching Arizona sun. He was protesting the “outrageous” price of gas.

Now consider this:
1. Sitting on a saddle is not exactly comfy.
2. With temperatures reaching 100°F, one could really use the A/C. The dry heat feels like an oven.
3. Time is money. Is a 3-hour ride to work practical?
4. Umbrella, sunglasses, sunblock lotion, lots of bottled water, and hay costs money.
5. Shelter for the mule.
6. Mule health insurance.
7. Does the law even allow mules on highways?
8. Designated mule parking?

$4/gallon of gasoline does not seem that bad. I wouldn’t give up the A/C, radio, beverage holder, and comfy seat in a car. I couldn’t imagine getting a mule towed because of heat exhaustion.

My First-Ever Digital Camera

May 10th, 2008

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It took me a while to switch to a digital camera. My high school graduation gift was a Pentax Zoom 90-WR point-and-shoot camera. It’s built like a tank, water resistant, and still works today.

I did not mind scanning photographs, but it became a hassle when I decided to upload photos for sharing or use in a blog. It took some convincing to go digital. I was not about to spend a fortune.

Enter the $10-special from a drugstore chain. Because it was cheap, what the heck. I would not be too hurt if the camera was a piece of junk… Actually, it was a piece of junk. But it was so easy to transfer photos to the computer that I was sold to the concept. No more film.

The Innovage Mini Digital Camera has 16Mb memory, stores 243 photos, and runs on one AAA battery. It even included a synthetic leather carrying case and a USB cable. I was set!… (or so I thought)…

The initial excitement wore off quickly because of the mondo specs of this tiny piece. As expected, the image quality was poor and indoor shots were just pathetic. The software was flaky. It was not about to enhance my so-called photography skills.

About one month later and a couple of hundred bucks, I bought a Canon PowerShot SD600 digital camera. Now that’s a real camera. I used it to take a picture of this lovely keychain.

Baha Ruby Fairy Duster

April 14th, 2008

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Hummingbirds seem to love this plant. Unfortunately, due to my gardening skills, this plant no longer exist in my backyard…